Sponges are...disgusting. When people leave them in the sink for even a brief period of time...they begin to grow colonies of bacteria. These colonies do two things: A. They freak me out, and B. They stink. They smell absolutely putrid. Like...have you ever smelled a dog fart that just lingers? It's worse than that. Sponges should be banned, and people should be required to have, in lou of the sponges, those brushes that you pre-fill with soap. Ahh...the glory of the modern age. Where sponges are out of date. I've heard you can contract weird diseases from loofahs...which sounds totally undesirable.
Today I was driving and I noticed a couple things. People will cut in front of one person thinking it saves them time. So I decided that I'm going to make a sign. On a 10x12 sheet of poster board. It will read: "You cut me off...saved you a lot time huh?" I will use this when I end up getting off the freeway at the same time as them. It will be glorious in every aspect. Also, there are way more crappy cars than nice cars. Why do I think I need a nice car to keep up with the rest of the world?
nothing gives me more joy than to see someone speed from red light to red light, thinking somehow they're getting to their destination a little earlier.
ReplyDeletedid you know that if you go 80 in a 70 the entire stretch from provo to temecula, you're only saving MAYBE 5 minutes on your trip.